Total Fkn Chaos

Still in control. Allegedly.

Drop 01 · Twelve shirts

Good intentions. Questionable decisions.

Heavyweight cotton, printed when you order. Most US orders arrive in one to two weeks, and orders of $99 or more ship free.

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Size chart

Measured flat, in inches (centimeters in brackets). Buying for someone else? Lay a shirt they already love flat and match it here.

SizeChest widthLength
S18¼" (46)26⅝" (68)
M20¼" (51)28" (71)
L22" (56)29⅜" (75)
XL24" (61)30¾" (78)
2XL26" (66)31⅝" (80)
3XL27¾" (70)32½" (83)
4XL29¾" (76)33½" (85)
Chest width
Laid flat, side to side, 1 inch below the armpits
Length
Top of the shoulder to the hem, at the back

Relaxed fit with a little room. Take your usual size; size up if you want it big. Each shirt can vary by up to 2 inches.